Question:

If I was a virgin and got a job as the lotion boy for the SI Swimsuit Edition photo shoot. Would life be better if I got to do that or worse because I would be that close, but knowing I'm still coming home a virgin?

This is how I feel most winters in Forest

and yes I'm aware I haven't posted in over a year, blame twitter..

DON'T Play Happy Maniacs!

Look at this Douche and his goofy ass smile after his favourite song comes on....worst Ford Idea since the Edsel

Maybe College Football Should Use The CFL Endzone

Poor Bastard

Game Over

Ice Cold Beer!

'Skins to Win in Fantasy Football